"I'm pretty sure you're not talking about me Mama."
Uh, I’m pretty sure I am Stella…..let’s look at the snow storm of last week…..who’s Mama went out into the freezing cold…howling wind….and drifting snow in her snowshoes…..to smash down paths in the backyard so that “someone” could go out to do her business???
"Don't all Mama's do that?"......No Stell, they don't.
Who takes you to the Dog Park even on freezing cold days so that you can run around with your friends???
"I would drive myself Mama, but my feet don't reach the gas pedal and brake."
And the toys Stella….the toys that you destroy….who buys you new ones???
"I didn't do that to the squirrel Mama."
"I think I hear Papa calling for you DOWNSTAIRS Mama."
"I get it Mama...I get it....could you please leave my room so I can take a nap on my bed with my toys? I would like my kibbles at 5pm today...not 5:02 like yesterday."