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Bossy Little Schnoodle!

"I won! I won! I'm a SuperStar!!!"

Now that she’s the February Dog of the Month on Spoiled Canine Boutique’s website   http://spoiledcanineblog.com/2010/02/02/february-2010-dog-of-the-month-winner.aspx….a certain little someone has turned into quite the Diva….

This a.m. after her breakfast….she got all up in my face and said, “Mama, today…..you WILL:

Take me to the dog park at noon as I have a play date with my fans

After the park you’ll take me to Planet Dog and let me look around to see if there are any toys I want you to buy me

Then…you’ll bring me home so I can take a nap….I would like a tummy rub BEFORE and AFTER my nap

I would like some of those little liver treats as an afternoon snack

You will let me watch whatever I want on TV

I will pick out a random bouncy type toy and you will throw it for me 300 times or until I’m tired of playing with you

You will give me more tummy rubs, some ear rubs and 500 kisses

You and Papa will tell me over and over how beautiful, smart, cute, adorable I am….I never tire of it

By the way…..I would like my kibbles at exactly 5pm….you’ve been slacking in this department lately Mama…don’t think I haven’t noticed

"Don't think I won't fire you as my Manager Mama. I'll do it."

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You Might Ask Yourself……..

“How…oh how do they get all of those fabulous photos of Stella?  Why she is the Supermodel of dogs!  She just quietly poses….and every shot is beautiful!”  Soooooooo not the case…….for every one of THESE……

So cute......

So cute......

 

I get about 35 of these………………..

She looks away at the last possible second.....

She looks away at the last possible second.....

Or...shes constantly moving....
Or…she’s constantly moving….

 

Like the Diva she is...she purposefully turns her head as Im taking the shot.....
Like the Diva she is…she purposefully turns her head as I’m taking the shot…..

 

She shows me her backside in protest....
She shows me her backside in protest….

 

OR...she just flat out throws herself into a temper tantrum.....
OR…she just flat out throws herself into a temper tantrum…..

 

I can tell you this internet……if it takes a roll of duct tape….and a few tubes of crazy glue….this dog will pose for her First Birthday portrait next month…..and for Holiday Humiliation Photos as well…and she will learn to like it.

Don’t forget to vote for Her Highness in Cutest Dog Photo Contest:

https://stellalind.wordpress.com/2009/08/23/cutest-dog-competition-3/

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