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Merry Christmas from Stella!!!!!!!

More on how this photo came to be on a later post……

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Stella’s Twelve Days of Destruction…..

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…..a whole bunch of toys…that were destroyed within a week….some within days.

Toys that ended up going to Toy Heaven were:

The Pretty Pink Princess Toy...lasted about a week.

The Flamingo made it about a day and 1/2.

This toy...is still intact for the most part....

It all starts out the same way…….

First you spy a little bit of stuffing on the living room rug....

First you find a little pile of stuffing in the living room....

The trail of stuffing leads you to under the dining room table...aka "The Naughty Spot"

...and there you find a squeaker....

...and more stuffing....

....and a cute little Schnoodle....ripping apart a toy...

Once she nibbles a hole in the toy....it's a matter of minutes..

..until it's completely destroyed...and that toy goes to the "Great Trashcan in the Kitchen" for a proper burial.

..before all of the stuffing is gone...and that toy has to go to the "Great Trashcan in the Kitchen" for a proper burial.

"I know new toys don't grow on trees Mama....but I can't help myself."

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Santa Was Good to Stella the Schnoodle…..

I’m sure everyone was laying around Christmas Day after opening all their presents….bloated from Christmas dinner wondering, “Gosh, I wonder if Stella wound up on Santa’s Nice list or the Naughty list?” ┬áSome of you may have laid awake all night wondering.

Santa was verrryyyy good to a certain Naughty little Schnoodle.

Here was her first gift:

Cute Right? Princess...how sweet....

Less than a week later...this is what was left...

And then she got this......

And this....

This took about a day and a half...

And this one...has lost a considerable amount of stuffing...and it's eyes.

Had I known that Santa’s guidelines for “Nice” were so lenient…I would have had a wilder childhood!!!

"I think Santa just thinks I'm super cute Mama."

More on the Schnoodle’s Twelve Days of Destruction later……

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